Norway, 2026
The J5 drinks like it is still 1974 and Norwegian diesel is priced like it is 2074.
I am on the road in it now. Diesel, ferries and whatever gives up on the way — that is what the tank costs, and the films are what comes back.
First 100 crew. 4 spots taken.
96 left in the first 100
What it looks like so far
Filmed on the trip and put up as it happens, newest first. No edit, no schedule — this is the same day the van had.
1:01Inspecting ships 🚢 that I confiscated in the strait of the Viking’s 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️ #OWNER
9 Aug 2026
0:52Luckily recovered my footage 🎥🏴☠️👌✅
9 Aug 2026
0:26Driveshaft Metal 🎸🤘#rainyday
9 Aug 2026
0:43Pirate 🏴☠️ visited Herring festival 🇳🇴 SildaJazz 🐟
8 Aug 2026
3:23I haven’t hoped the time to pass faster since I quit my 9-5
8 Aug 2026
2:14Pirate looking for a job where all the Viking’s are working 🏴☠️ ⚔️ pressure is building ❌⚠️🇳🇴
7 Aug 2026
1:02How do pirates spend their holidays? 🏴☠️🇳🇴🌴 #islandvibes
7 Aug 2026
0:51Doing what Pirates do!🏴☠️⚔️ finally out at sea with my on vessel 🚢 #OceanVibes #shippingworldwide
6 Aug 2026
2:29Pirate will take you on a Viking Island ⚔️ & let’s steal some diesel ⛽️ together 😄🏴☠️🇳🇴
6 Aug 2026
0:51I think I had maybe a little leak in my camper van roof🤔 #travellife #roadtrip #norway
5 Aug 2026
1:02Tried to get on a tanker to do something that I see they do in Somalia 🇸🇴 #norway 🇳🇴🚤🚢
5 Aug 2026
0:43Imagine having generous fans like this❤️❤️❤️ Pirate wishes you all the best my friends 🏴☠️ 🎥
5 Aug 2026
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