Norway, 2026
The J5 drinks like it is still 1974 and Norwegian diesel is priced like it is 2074.
I am on the road in it now. Diesel, ferries and whatever gives up on the way — that is what the tank costs, and the films are what comes back.
$745.18 of $4,000
19%
80 aboard · updated 3h ago
What it looks like so far
Filmed on the trip and put up as it happens, newest first. No edit, no schedule — this is the same day the van had.
1:46Remember that injector that stopped working in Norway 🇳🇴? Well here’s another story about that 😄
6 Oct 2026
1:00Ports at and around Pirates home peninsula Kaberneeme, Neeme & Koljunuki🏴☠️❤️
6 Oct 2026
0:13New video “Get rich quick video, step by step tutorial” on pirateseye.club 🎥🏴☠️😉🛠️
5 Oct 2026
1:46Preparing for crazy trip to Africa with my 40 year old campervan 🛠️🏴☠️🎥 #injector
5 Oct 2026
2:17Pirate is sick of engines, let’s go on mini vacation 🌴🎥🏴☠️👌 #campervan
4 Oct 2026
2:04Would you drive to Africa with this car? 5000 km😱 pulling out injektor seals 🛠️🏴☠️🎥
4 Oct 2026
1:45Got one visitor today and tried to take out injectors from old cylinder head 🛠️🏴☠️🎥😉🙂
3 Oct 2026
1:28Big Headache with old campervan engine 🛠️🏴☠️⚠️❌
3 Oct 2026
2:59Getting injectors out with hammer drill 🛠️🏴☠️😉⚠️ #campervan
2 Oct 2026
1:43Ok get your fingers ready to type how stupid Pirate is 🏴☠️⚠️❌😬🙁😉 #campervan
2 Oct 2026
0:29Driverless motorised bicycle 🚲😄🛠️🏴☠️🎥
1 Oct 2026
1:30Travelling 5000 km to Africa with my 40 year old campervan 🏴☠️🎥😉
1 Oct 2026
Keep this one running
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A tank, and a bad coffee
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