Norway, 2026

The J5 drinks like it is still 1974 and Norwegian diesel is priced like it is 2074.

Mission

I am on the road in it now. Diesel, ferries and whatever gives up on the way — that is what the tank costs, and the films are what comes back.

$745.18 of $4,000

19%

81 aboard · updated 11h ago

From the road

What it looks like so far

Filmed on the trip and put up as it happens, newest first. No edit, no schedule — this is the same day the van had.

Everything on the channel →

One-off

Keep this one running

No rank, no commitment, no mailing list unless you ask for one. Straight into the tank. You still get a number and a digital plate, emailed to you so you keep them.

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A tank, and a bad coffee

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