Norway, 2026
The J5 drinks like it is still 1974 and Norwegian diesel is priced like it is 2074.
I am on the road in it now. Diesel, ferries and whatever gives up on the way — that is what the tank costs, and the films are what comes back.
$745.18 of $4,000
19%
81 aboard · updated 10h ago
What it looks like so far
Filmed on the trip and put up as it happens, newest first. No edit, no schedule — this is the same day the van had.
2:48Pirate 🏴☠️ reached the Arctic Circle ⭕️ Let’s keep the show running ❤️🎥😉🚢 #roadtripmusic
16 Aug 2026
0:20Just normal things what people do on road trips 🏴☠️🇳🇴😄 #petrolhead
15 Aug 2026
0:28Pirate practicing his balancing skills 😄🏴☠️
15 Aug 2026
2:20Come on Barbie let’s go visit the Geiranger fjord😄🏴☠️ 🇳🇴#roadtrip
14 Aug 2026
1:16Hop on I take you on a mountain trail rally 🇳🇴🏴☠️🎥 #utv
14 Aug 2026
0:52Wanna see what I got on my camera today 🎥⛰️🇳🇴🏴☠️ #naturephotography
13 Aug 2026
0:16Pirate landing video🏴☠️🇳🇴
13 Aug 2026
3:00Taking you on ride of a lifetime🇳🇴🏴☠️🎥⛰️ #glacier #adventure #hiking
13 Aug 2026
0:32Rain gave me this vibe 🏴☠️ #lifeisbeautiful
12 Aug 2026
1:09Pirate feeling just awesome because having such kind people following my journey❤️🇳🇴🏴☠️🎥
12 Aug 2026
0:16Posing at the Huldefossen 💦🇳🇴🏴☠️🎥 #roadtrip
12 Aug 2026
3:00Visiting Glacier 🧊 on the trail I saw a wolf 🐺 bison 🦬 horse 🐎 and sheep 🐑 #hikingadventures
11 Aug 2026
Keep this one running
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